If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Failure Quotes, Innovation Quotes

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.