If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Quote by Woody Allen
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.