As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
80% of success is showing up.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Love is the most terrible, and also the most generous of the passions; it is...
God loves the world. That's plain to see as we read His Word. Today, God...