As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Quote by Woody Allen
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
80% of success is showing up.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...
Anticipate charity by preventing poverty; assist the reduced fellow man, either by a considerable gift...