I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
Quote by Steven Wright
Steven Wright Quotes
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do...
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
At one point he decided enough was enough.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to...
What a nice night for an evening.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus...
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting...
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear...
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy...
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.