Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went...

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French...

I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French...

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear...

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on...

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms...

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms...

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full...

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full...

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

How young can you die of old age?

How young can you die of old age?

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do...

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do...

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to...