Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving...

All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving...

The definition of woman's work is shitwork

The definition of woman's work is shitwork