There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Quote by Robert Frost
Funny Marriage Quotes
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Two such as you with such a master speed, cannot be parted nor be swept...
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity.
Freedom lies in being bold.
I am not a teacher, but an awakener.
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and...
We took risks. We knew we took them. Things have come out against us. We...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...
All thought is a feat of association; having what's in front of you bring up...
I had a lovers quarrel with the world.
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about,...
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is...
I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I...
Don't judge a book by its cover
The best books for a man are not always those which the wise recommend, but...