Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
80% of success is showing up.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
I am two with nature.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
My revenue is the silly cheat
Steroids is cheating, and winning without honor is not winning.
It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is...