It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
80% of success is showing up.
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
The soldier who fights to death never dies, but the soldier who fights for existence...
The first principle of success is desire - knowing what you want. Desire is the...