It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Quote by Woody Allen

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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.