A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Bachelors Quotes, Men Quotes, Mistakes Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...