A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Bachelors Quotes, Men Quotes, Mistakes Quotes

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to...

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to...

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...