I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need,...

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need,...

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...