He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Quote by Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
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An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...
The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.