He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Golf Quotes

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...