I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
I have to much money invested in sweaters.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
I need money. You know money. I need to know what you know about money.
All money means to me is a pride in accomplishment.