I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

And it came to pass a long time after that the LORD had given rest...

And it came to pass a long time after that the LORD had given rest...

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality,...

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality,...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.