I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.