I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.