I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Money Quotes

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...