I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Money Quotes

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

For a certain amount of money, you'll eat Alpo.

For a certain amount of money, you'll eat Alpo.

Through money or power you cannot solve all problems. The problem in the human heart...

Through money or power you cannot solve all problems. The problem in the human heart...