I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Money Quotes

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

Good poetry seems too simple and natural a thing that when we meet it we...

Good poetry seems too simple and natural a thing that when we meet it we...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...