Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the...

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the...

What is a kiss? Alacke! at worst, A single Dropp to quenche a Thirst, Tho'...

What is a kiss? Alacke! at worst, A single Dropp to quenche a Thirst, Tho'...

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love