You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

Quote by Kevin Hart

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Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.