The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
It's about to go down.
Both ya'll niggas!
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...