The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Flip that ! Bust that!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.