The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Hey, is this your boy?
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.