I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
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YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Hey, is this your boy?
Get off Facebook while in church.
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Flip that ! Bust that!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
It don't fucking matter!
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?