I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
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Kevin Hart Quotes
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Hey, is this your boy?
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
This shit just got real!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.