How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
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I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
It's about to go down.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
It don't fucking matter!
Oh my god noooooo...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?