How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
Sex is great for stress
Both ya'll niggas!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!