How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
It don't fucking matter!
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Flip that ! Bust that!
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Hey, is this your boy?
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!