I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Flip that ! Bust that!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Get off Facebook while in church.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!