Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Flip that ! Bust that!
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
This shit just got real!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
It's about to go down.