So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anythin
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Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.