This shit just got real!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Hey, is this your boy?
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Sex is great for stress
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!