This shit just got real!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Sex is great for stress
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Flip that ! Bust that!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...