Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Sex is great for stress
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
This shit just got real!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
Flip that ! Bust that!