Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....