Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Get off Facebook while in church.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Flip that ! Bust that!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
It's about to go down.