I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Oh my god noooooo...
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Sex is great for stress
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Both ya'll niggas!
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.