I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Oh my god noooooo...
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Get off Facebook while in church.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!