Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do?…
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...