Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
It's about to go down.
Both ya'll niggas!
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...