Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Sex is great for stress
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
It's about to go down.
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.