Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Quote by Kevin Hart

Topics: Kevin Hart Quotes

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

It's about to go down.

It's about to go down.

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.