You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

Quote by Kevin Hart

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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!