You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

Quote by Kevin Hart

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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Oh my god noooooo...

Oh my god noooooo...

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.