I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Quote by Kevin Hart
Ex Boyfriend Quotes
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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Get off Facebook while in church.
If you think I give a damn about you
$%. You got another thing comin....
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Oh my god noooooo...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.