Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.

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I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

It don't fucking matter!

It don't fucking matter!

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...