Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than...
The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings...
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...