Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.

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Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...