Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down…

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Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

It's about to go down.

It's about to go down.

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.