No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
This shit just got real!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
How the hell do you wake up dead?
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Sex is great for stress
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Oh my god noooooo...
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Flip that ! Bust that!