Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!

Quote by Kevin Hart

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The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!