If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%

Quote by Kevin Hart

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Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!