If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked up!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Hey, is this your boy?
This shit just got real!
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Sex is great for stress
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...