If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked up!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Oh my god noooooo...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!