Quotes by Woody Allen

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

#Funny, #Sex

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

#Funny, #Marriage

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

#Success

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

#Sex

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

#Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

#Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

#Sex

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

#Women

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

#Parents

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

#Parents

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

#Love

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

#Love