I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give… (read more)
I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big dick though...I got bad credit, aint… (read more)
My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...
Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!
Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester.… (read more)