Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
I am two with nature.
Marriage is the death of hope.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...
55% of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.