“Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.Quote by Woody AllenTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about MarriageShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.#Funny, #God
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...#Dieting, #Drinking, #Funny
