When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Parents Quotes

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

If it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads, then...

If it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads, then...

Now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.

Now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.