When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.