Quotes by Woody Allen

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

#Love

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

#Love

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

#Wisdom

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

#Being Thankful, #Laughter

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

#Time

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

#Sex

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

#Death And Dying, #Sex

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

#Sex

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

#Sex

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

#Woody Allen

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

#Life

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

#Death