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Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...