Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Men And Women Quotes
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their...
Of all the cankers of human happiness none corrodes with so silent, yet so baneful...
With money in your pocket, you are wise, and you are handsome, and you sing...