Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.