Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Men And Women Quotes
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend...