Blood's not thicker than money.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Room service? Send up a larger room.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
When the age is in, the wit is out.
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...