Blood's not thicker than money.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Money Quotes

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Success in marriage is much more than finding the right person; it is a matter...

Success in marriage is much more than finding the right person; it is a matter...

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to...

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to...