Quotes by Groucho Marx

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

#Death And Dying, #Life, #Living

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

#Living

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

#Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

#Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

#Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

#Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

#Groucho Marx

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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