My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.#Funny, #Teacher
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...#Funny, #Relationships
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.#Funny, #God
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...#Funny, #Jokes, #Metaphysics
