Quotes about Funny

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

#Funny, #Marriage

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

#Age, #Funny

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

#Funny, #Life

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

#Funny, #People

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

#Beer, #Funny

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

#Food, #Funny

The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age.

#Age, #Funny

It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough...

#Age, #Funny

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

#Achievement, #Funny, #Immortality

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

#Funny, #Movies

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

#Funny, #Sex, #Smoking

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

#Funny, #Sex