Quotes about Funny

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

#Funny, #Witty

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

#Funny, #Work

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

#Funny, #Life

Reach for the sky!

#Disney, #Funny

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

#Age, #Funny

I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.

#Funny

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

#Funny, #Politics

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...

#Democrats, #Funny, #Politics

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

#Funny, #Sports

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000...

#Funny, #Money

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...

#Dirty, #Funny

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

#Age, #Funny