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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

A genius can't be forced; nor can you make an ape an alderman.

A genius can't be forced; nor can you make an ape an alderman.

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The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas...

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.

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As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery...

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Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

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Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only...

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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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Consequently he who wishes to attain to human perfection, must therefore first study Logic, next...