If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...
I can't wait until we make an eagle.
Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...