If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Golf Quotes, Sports Quotes

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

Every true man is a cause, a country, and an age; requires infinite spaces and...

Every true man is a cause, a country, and an age; requires infinite spaces and...

The primacy of the word, basis of the human psyche, that has in our age...

The primacy of the word, basis of the human psyche, that has in our age...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...