Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Quote by Bob Hope
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around...
Golf is a better game played downhill.