Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Golf Quotes

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the...

There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the...

Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.

Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.