Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Hey, is this your boy?
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
It's about to go down.
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....