Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Flip that ! Bust that!
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
It don't fucking matter!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...