Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Sex is great for stress
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Flip that ! Bust that!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!