Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
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Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
Oh my god noooooo...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....