Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Both ya'll niggas!
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
It's about to go down.
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...